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Hotdog Horror Show

June 26, 2023 by Craig Leave a Comment

The Goal

Plant-based hotdogs.

The Rating: 7/10 Facepalms

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦⭐⭐⭐

So… What Happened Exactly?

This was an epic fail.

I thought I had a GENIUS IDEA! Take the base for my liverwurst (which is one of the best liverwursts I’ve ever had, plant-based or not!), use traditional hotdog seasonings, and pull in the binding power of methylcellulose. It seemed like it would “just work”. Nnnnnnnnnnnope!

Each batch had more and more binder, but none were quite right… at all. They weren’t even close. By the end of cooking, I had truly horrific hotdogs, all squishy and mushy.

In chronological order, things looked pretty good right up until I cut into a cooked hotdog.

Red onions!
Red onions!
Red onions ready to cook!
Red onions ready to cook!
Red lentils!
Red lentils!
Lentils ready for water!
Lentils ready for water!
Lentils ready to cook!
Lentils ready to cook!
Gorgeous cooked onions
Gorgeous cooked onions
Hotdog processor
Hotdog processor
Slice off some raw dog
Slice off some raw dog
Wrap to chill
Wrap to chill
Ready to roll
Ready to roll
Rolling it up
Rolling it up
Appearance is OK for now
Appearance is good enough
Hey, that looks pretty good!
Yikes!!!
Hotdog Massacre
Hotdog massacre 😱

My Fav Takes (2)

Oh The Horror

It’s like they wanted to be inside-out and shed their skin??

Hotdog Massacre
Four little botched batches of hotdogs.

If Stephen King were looking for inspiration, he found the right place for it.

Takeaway

Leave the lentils for liverwurst and go back to soy curl sausages for now.

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